The Best Excuses ever for not
going to school
1. Please excuse george from being
absent from school on january 27,28,29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
2. Please excuse Dianne from
being absent yesterday. She was in
bed with Gramps.
3. Please excuse Johnnie from
being. It was his father's fault.
4. Chris will not be in school
because he has an acre in his side.
5. John has been absent because
he had two teeth pulled out of his
face.
6. Excuse Gloria. She has
been under the doctor.
7. Lillie was absent from
school yesterday because she had a going
over.
8. My son is under the doctor's
care and should not take fizical ed.
Please execute him.
9. Carlos was absent yesterday
because he was playing football. He
was hit
10. My daughter was absent
yesterday because she was tired. She
spent this weekend with the
Marines.
11. Please excuse Joyce from
P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell
off a tree and misplaced her
hip. f you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
12. Please excuse Ray Friday
from school. He has very loose
vowels.
13. Maryann was absent Dec.
11-16, because she had a fever, sore
throat, headache, and upset
stomache. Her soster was also sick, fever
and sore throat, her brother
had a low grade fever. There must be
the flu going around, her
father even got it last night.
14. Please excuse Blanche
from Jim today. She is administrating.
15. George was absent yesterday
because he had a stomach.
16. Ralph was absent yesterday
because he had a sore trout.
17. Please excuse Sara for
being absent. She was sick and I had her
shot.
18. Please excuse Lupe. She
is having problems with her ovals.
19. Please excuse Pedro from
being absent yesterday. He had Diah
(crossed out) Diahoah (crossed
out) Dyah (crossed out) The Shits!